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Veterans Affairs Honors Veterans with New Mega Motrin Pills

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WASHINGTON, DC – Motrin has long been the cornerstone of treatment for any medical ailment of Active Duty Service Members and Veterans for decades.  Recent records indicate that Motrin is the number one prescribed drug in the military with over 84% of military members being prescribed it within a year.  Mr. Robert McDonald, head of Veterans Affairs (VA), recognized the immense need for Motrin and wanted to honor our Veterans at the same time.

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“I saw an opportunity to really show that we are committed and dedicated to taking care of our Veterans,” stated McDonald.  “Why limit our Veterans to only 800 mg of this gold bliss to help cure their medical aliments.  Starting this Veteran’s Day, our Veterans will all begin receiving a 30 day supply of the new Hero’s 4000 mg Mega Motrin.”

“I’m really looking forward to the new Mega Motrin,” indicated retired Chief Petty Officer Michael Williamson.  “I always knew Vitamin M was the cure all drug in the military, but now I can just take one pill a day and feel great!”

The new Mega Motrin can be taken once a day and promises to cure diseases such as diabetes, coronary artery disease , and possibly even some cancers.  “This is a great weapon to add to our armamentarium in treating our patients,” replied McDonald.  “I just wish we would have thought of combining five 800 mg tablets into one much sooner to really take care of our service members.”

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