A “Thrilling” Halloween Consult

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It’s close to midnight
Emerg docs keep lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight
Their eyes catch you and almost stop your heart
You try to scream
But the words come gently through the air
You start to freeze
As they look you right between the eyes
“Got one for ya!”

Cause this a consult
Consult tonight
Attending’s not gonna save you
From the ED ’bout to strike
You know it’s a consult
Consult tonight
You’re fighting for your life
You got twenty already toniiiight

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