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Psalm of Zoll

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All hail the mighty Zoll, savior of the ICU

The one who brings back life from the brink of death

He’ll send you a jolt to find renewed vigor

He’ll lead you right when your rhythm is wrong

He can take total control, pace you into submission

Sync with your beats and lead you forward

Kneel before Zoll

He who has unlimited power

Or at least up to 200 Joules

With the sticky embrace of his chest pads

He is truly a dynamic being

Zoll can conquer all

He who destroyed v-tach

He who stopped SVT

While asystole and PEA may be resistant to his powers

Zoll commands respect of all those around him

With his allies of epinephrine, Ambu, and chest compressions

He holds dominion over the ICU

Everybody clear

All clear

Shock delivered

Amen

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