Breaking: Anesthesia Celebrating That Ambien Can Be Blamed for Everything Now

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BREAKING – Anesthesiologists and CRNAs across the globe are celebrating today as the baton of blame has been passed onto Ambien for absolutely anything and everything that can go wrong in the hospital or life for that matter.  Bad hair day, blame Ambien.  Forgot to buckle up your kid in the car seat, blame Ambien.  Surgical room is on delay, blame Ambien.

“I was getting kind of tired of taking the blame for everything,” states Dr. Frank MacMiller, an anesthesiologist at UCLA.  “Thank you, Ambien, for stepping up to the line for us and taking that baton!”

Makers of Ambien have already responded on Twitter

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