Paula Deen’s Diabetes Leaves Her Amid Recent Controversy

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SAVANNAH, GA – Food Network star Paula Deen’s diabetes made a stunning announcement yesterday: “I will be leaving Paula indefinitely.  I do not want to be associated with someone that uses racial slurs on a daily basis.”  Her diabetes went on to say, “This may come as a shock to some of you because Paula and I seem like a match made in heaven: fatty high-calorie foods, sedentary life style, etcetera.  But I do not tolerate any form of discrimination.”  Diabetes did not rule out reconciliation.  Heart disease and obstructive sleep apnea could not be reached for comment.

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