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DaVinci Code Solved by Doctors Searching Through ICD-10‏

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Stored in argon-filled glass booths guarded over by monks in the cavernous secret library below the Center for Medicare Services, exist a series of nine prophecies known only as “the ICD.”  The meaning of ICD is lost in the obscurity of time.

davinci codeReports suggest that each volume of the ICD lineage contains deeper insights than the previous.  The divine inspiration of the original ICD was declared long ago and is well accepted by those of the faith.  The truth of the ICD is kept hidden by a robed and clouded bureaucracy with strange sexual predilections, at least until the time that the final heir is revealed.

Some believe that this heir – the next divinely-inspired installment that is cryptically called ICD-11 – will be revealed in all its glory as soon as October of this very year, although similar claims have been made for each of the last three years, so credibility of such self-proclaimed prophets is lacking.

The undisclosed documents contain endless numerical codes, called cryptexes that some say contain the secrets of the universe.  Others suggest that the codes reveal the alchemy of turning black ink on bogus insurance forms into green ink on bogus paper.

Recently found scrawled on the back of the Declaration of Independence in invisible ink are the words “SO DARK THE CON OF MAN.”  By changing just a few letters, this is an anagram for “ICD IS A CONTROLLING SCAM, MAN.”

There are symbologists who seek to reveal the royal blood line of the ICD documents.  They claim that truth will “free us all.”  When found, they plan to kneel in worship of the forgotten realities that have been concealed for decades by ICD and the sinister society that surrounds it.

John Hunt, MD is a pediatric pulmonologist, allergist, and immunologist, and author of a satirical medical novel, “Assume the Physician” that must be read by every person on the planet.  Today preferably.  Profits from sales of the book support his non-profit Trusted Angels Foundation.

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    Justin Hamlin

    I doubt this. ICD10 is much more cryptic than the DaVinci code. (Yes I know it’s satire.)

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    Kimra Ross

    I like “skis on fire”

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    Kimra Ross

    I like “skis on fire”

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    Mary Tschida

    My favorite diagnosis is “vacuuming”

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    Mary Tschida

    My favorite diagnosis is “vacuuming”

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    Amelia Wolfe

    Well, that is 3 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

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    Adina Gabor Gagea

    Amelia Wolfe, for all your billing troubles.

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    Ali Timmons Enochs

    That’s my favorite part too!

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    Saad Mohammad

    Another amazing post

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    Lyn Wilson Wyke

    Denise Geyer l!!

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    Carolyn King Kernohan

    On slow midnight shifts in the hospital we’d read aloud some of them for laughs….

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    Jeanne Sincavage

    Sometimes, I think the people who expand the ICD codes are rejects from Microsoft…remember Windows Vista??

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    Karen Cusato

    Instant classic!! “The codes reveal the alchemy if turning black ink on bogus insurance forms into green ink on bogus paper.”

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    Janet Shaw

    Bahahaha Jamie Dougall

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    Yvonne Grigg

    Hahaha

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    Yvonne Grigg

    Hahaha

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