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The Opioid Epidemic: Who is Responsible?

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  • Dr. V. Vek Moorthee

    I know what you’re thinking - that guy looks a lot like Surgeon General Vivek Murthy. Aside from the fact that we both wear fancy hats, let me assure you: there’s no relation. I’m just another doctor who dreams of a day when I don’t have to deal with crazy patients anymore. Like Dr. Vivek Murthy. And I wish I could just go around and tell people what to do and how to eat healthy without any pushback or consequences. Like Dr. Vivek Murthy. And wouldn’t it be fun to dress up like an admiral in the Navy? But seriously, the nation’s physician in chief doesn’t have time to write funny articles for a medical satire website! Or does he? Hi, I’m Dr. V. Vek Moorthee.

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