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Joint Commission Releases New Hunger Pain Scale

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CHICAGO, IL – Gomerblog has just received word, in fact several words, that the Joint Commission will put forth a new hunger pain scale.  This comes as the Joint Commission acknowledges that hunger pain is one of the most terrible pains in the history of the universe and thus deserving of a separate scale.  Here is a sneak peak at the new scale below (click to enlarge), which should be released any day now:

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Figure 9: The New Hunger Pain Scale. Of note, any human who describes a hunger pain > 10 will be starved for another 24 hours.

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