Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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Too Many Cheetos: Patient with Rare Case of Orange Poop

BOSTON, MA – Bright red blood per rectum suggests active gastrointestinal (GI) bleeding, and ...

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Forget Sheep: Orthopod Counts Bones to Fall Asleep Each Night

MUSCLE SHOALS, AL – Calling the domesticated ruminant animal too soft and fluffy for ...

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Endocrinologist: Small Mario Suffering from Mushroom Deficiency

WORLD 1-1 – Problem solved: After a battery of tests (including colonoscopy), an endocrinologist at ...

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Nice Work, Brah: Ortho Note Mentions Horizontal Nystagmus

BOSTON, MA – Hospitalists, neurologists, and neurosurgeons at Massachusetts Specific Hospital in Boston were ...