Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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Nephrologist Feels Wrong Eating Bowl Full of Kidney Beans

TAMPA, FL – Reluctantly bringing the spoon to his mouth after spending a few ...

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In Cruel Prank, Surgeon Steals All of Anesthesia’s Drapes

SCHAUMBURG, IL – The American Society of Anesthesiologists (ASA) has called a rare emergency ...

Hypocrite: Dermatologist Went to Nude Beach Without Sunscreen

OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA – The American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) is in crisis mode ...

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Pathologists Find Emotional Scars Also Made of Collagen

CHICAGO, IL – A fascinating new report from the American Society for Clinical Pathology ...

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Doing the Right Thing: Pilot Blames Turbulence on Anesthesia

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Hospitalist Hopes Stethoscope Fairy Leaves Money Under Pillow

ATLANTA, GA – Thinking he might get a fiver for it, hospitalist Jeff Rodgers ...

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Breaking: Tilt Table All Crooked & Sh*t

ATLANTA, GA – In breaking news to Gomerblog, hospitalists, cardiologists, and neurologists at Emory ...

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Diversification Fail: White Coat Investor Invests Only in White Coats

OGDEN, UT – Gomerblog reporter Naan Derthaal rocked the medical financial universe recently when ...