Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

Report: Cool OB/GYNs Perform Pelvics with Head Mirrors

WASHINGTON, D.C. – How can you tell if your OB/GYN is cool? Well, the ...

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God Postpones Miracle Due to Slightly High INR of 1.6

HEAVEN ABOVE – God, Creator of the Universe, has decided to postpone His plans ...

Black Cloud Begs On-Call Meteorologist for Help

NEW HAVEN, CT – Finding herself underdressed & underprepared for this torrential downpour of ...

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Breaking: Standardized Patient Leaves AMA

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Standardized patient Lily Huron has left against medical advice (AMA) once ...

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Perverted Urologist Keeps Looking at Patients’ Genitals

BOSTON, MA – Now this is just sickening: Gomerblog has received multiple reports that ...

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ENT Changes Focus to Elbows, Nipples & Testicles

ALEXANDRIA, VA – Saying 2020 is finally going to be the year where they ...

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Skilled Phlebotomist Draws Blood from Aorta

NASHVILLE, TN – Warned ahead of time that the patient was a notoriously difficult ...