As for us at Gomerblog, it’s split between the standing and knee-chest positions. That’s like choosing which twin you love! In our opinion, there’s something about the cool breeze teasing your anal sphincter that really makes one dive deep into REM sleep. Ahhh, doesn’t that feel good?!
First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.