12 Days of Christmas – Hospital Style

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On the first day of Christmas my true love bought for me, a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the second day of Christmas my true love bought for me, two oxycontins and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the third day of Christmas my true love bought for me, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love bought for me, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love bought for me, Five Nuvi Rings. four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love bought for me, six home infusions, five Nuvi Rings, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love bought for me, seven botox treatments, six home infusions, five Nuvi Rings, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the eight day of Christmas my true love bought for me, eight spinal fusions, seven botox treatments, six home infusions, five Nuvi Rings, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love bought for me, nine upper GIs, eight spinal fusions, seven botox treatments, six home infusions, five Nuvi Rings, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love bought for me, ten liposuctions, nine upper GIs, eight spinal fusions, seven botox treatments, six home infusions, five Nuvi Rings, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love bought for me, eleven rhinoplasties, ten liposuctions, nine upper GIs, eight spinal fusions, seven botox treatments, six home infusions, five Nuvi Rings, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love bought for me, twelve EKGs, eleven rhinoplasties, ten liposuctions, nine upper GIs, eight spinal fusions, seven botox treatments, six home infusions, five Nuvi Rings, four ER visits, three cyst removals, two oxycontins, and a prep with a colonoscopy.

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