Game of ThronesAnesthesiology: Blame the Thrones

Cardiology: Game of I’s & O’s

Cardiothoracic Surgery: Bypass the Thrones

Colorectal Surgery: Game of Scopes

Dermatology: Punch Biopsy the Thrones

Emergency Medicine: Admit the Thrones

Endocrinology: Game of Hormones

Every Health Care Professional: Game of Loans

Family Medicine: Jack of All Thrones

Gastroenterology: Gall of Stones

Genetics: Game of Clones

Geriatrics: Game of GOMERs

Hematology-Oncology: Game of Sloan-Kettering

Hospital Administrator: Game of Don’ts

Hospital Medicine: Place the Thrones

Immunology: Allergic to Thrones

Infectious Diseases: Game of Foams

Nephrology: Dialyze the Thrones

Neurology: Game of Strokes

Neurosurgery: Back Brace of Thrones

Nutrition: Game of NPOs

OB/GYN: Game of Progesterones

Occupational Therapy: Game of Commodes

Ophthalmology: Game of Cones

Orthopedic Surgery: Game of Bones

Otolaryngology: Game of Throats

Pain Service: Game of Methadones

Palliative Care: Goal of Thrones

Pastoral Care: Book of Thrones

Pediatrics: Game of Milestones

Pharmacy: Game of Doses

Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation: Game of Muscle Tones

Physical Therapy: Gait of Thrones

Plastic Surgery: Game of Silicones

Pulmonary & Critical Care: Game of Codes

Psychiatry: Game of Buspirones

Radiology: Scan the Thrones

Rheumatology: Game of Cortisones

Social Services: Game of Forms

Speech Therapy: Gag of Thrones

Trauma: Maim of Thrones

Urology: Game of Stones

Wound Care: Game of Tailbones

Vascular Surgery: Game of Thrombosis

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