routine blood work urine A-fib B-minus

Specialist Comes Clean, Reports Maybe 40% of All Consults Were Actually Interesting

  • 1K
    Shares

In a stunning revelation this week, cardiologist Dr. Jeff Dykes estimates that despite writing “Thank you for the interesting consult” on all of his consult notes, he found many of the cases were, in fact, dull and even inappropriate.

routine blood work urine
“I don’t know how else to say it, so I’ll just say it… Your consult was NOT interesting.”

“I was living a lie,” said Dr. Dykes, after years of seeing inpatient consults for non-cardiac chest pain. Many of the hospital house-staff are in disbelief. Amanda Kruger, second-year medicine resident, always though “Dr. Dykes genuinely found these cases interesting, that’s why we kept consulting him. I mean, he said so in his notes.”

Many specialists around the nation are thanking Dr. Dykes for his “brave admission” and fellow specialists “finally feel comfortable” speaking out. Specialists around the world are now tweeting their stories of inappropriate consults with the hashtag “#nothanks.”

When asked why he lied about being thankful and finding the consults interesting, Dr. Dykes said he was “just being polite.”

image_pdfimage_print
  • Gomerblog Team

    This author is actually a group of authors that contribute. Many famous Gomerblog authors have published here later to have their works printed under their real name. Maybe one day you too could be part of the Gomerblog team

  • Show Comments

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

comment *

  • name *

  • email *

  • website *

You May Also Like

Tragedy as Strong Gust of Wind Kills Hundreds of Umbrellas

CHICAGO, IL – Tragedy struck the Illinois metropolis today as a light drizzle suddenly ...

orthopedic surgeons

Men Are From Mars, Women are from Venus, Orthopods are from…

1.7KSharesIn a stunning revelation, scientists have concluded that orthopods are actually highly intelligent beings ...

New OpenBed Medical App May Revolutionize Hospital Visits

346SharesSAN FRANCISCO, CA – The makers of OpenTable, the world’s leading provider of dining ...

Bill Belichick

New England Journal Replaces Logo with Pic of Bill Belichick

395SharesBOSTON, MA – While Atlanta blames anesthesia for the Falcons’ epic second-half collapse in Super ...