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ATLANTA, GA – At the CDC the nation has accumulated the world top-notch scientists to work on a Coronavirus Vaccine. After 2 months of diligently working in the basement of the CDC, director Redfield decided to check on the team.

To his surprise, all of the scientists were huddled around a computer laughing at coronavirus memes on Facebook and instagram. Meme, after meme, after meme. For 2 whole months. Redfield also saw Photoshop open with 100s of memes that were created by the team.

“We lost a lot of time on vaccine production for sure,” Redfield said. “Everytime I asked them if they were working on the Coronavirus they would always giggle and say ‘yeah’. Now I get what was so funny.” He continued, “I couldn’t be prouder of the team, these memes are hilarious!”

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Lord Vincent Lockwell, a medival surgeon, started Gomerblog in 1388. He went for a walk in the alps to get away from the bubonic plague in what is now considered southren Germany when a tragic acident occured. The avalanche did not kill him but froze him for over 500 years. He was thawed and now continues to report on medical news.