Gomerblog and some of our friends have been busy avoiding documentation instead focusing on writing Medical Valentine’s Day Poems.
We hope you enjoy our efforts more than our hospital administration!
Ortho Valentine’s Poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Bones— Naan Derthaal, DO, FAAOS (@NaanDerthaal) February 10, 2018
Rocuronium is red
Fentanyl is blue
This IV will hurt less
Than your full arm tattoo
Stop crying— Miriam Mottiar (@MMottiar) February 11, 2018
Radiology Valentine Poem:
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is sweet
Clinical correlation recommended.— Naan Derthaal, DO, FAAOS (@NaanDerthaal) February 10, 2018
Orthopedic surgery valentine poem:
Your bone is broken
It might need a pin
To the OR we'll go
BTW I can bench 310.— David Harker, MD (@HarkerDavid) February 10, 2018
ER Valentine’s Poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But we’re going to call an expert to confirm our plan.— Naan Derthaal, DO, FAAOS (@NaanDerthaal) February 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/DrMcInnisDIT/status/962456464345452545
OB: You are fully dilated It’s time to push It’s your first baby So no need to rush
— Hynda Peterson (@LaborNurseHynda) February 10, 2018
Renal valentines
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You’re making great urine!
No dialysis for you— Nimra (@DrNimraS) February 10, 2018
