Naan DerThaal Naan DerThaal

A high school classmate of the lesser 3/5 of N’Sync, Naan DerThaal spent a number of years mired in mediocrity before finding his true calling, writing snarky anonymous internet commentary. He is a multi-time participation trophy recipient in Little League Baseball and has appeared on TV numerous times in the background of sporting events. He enjoys head-butting Lionfish and wrestling seasnakes in his free time and can often be seen dragging a mallet around the hospital. Follow him on Twitter @NaanDerthaal
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Joint Commission Riding Out COVID-19 Outbreak With Heads in Sand

OAKBROOK TERRACE, IL – In the ongoing fight against the novel coronavirus, healthcare workers across ...

An Orthopaedic Surgeon Explains Coronavirus

Globogym Headquarters, CA – All rights dudes and dudettes, this Coronavirus is treating the ...

Orthopaedic Surgeons Directed to Shelter in Hospital Gym Until COVID-19 Clears

Somewhere, AL – Brock Hammersley has been very concerned as he has watched the Coronavirus ...

One-Dimensional Chiropractic Anatomist Only Dissects Vertebral Arteries

Norfolk, NE– Kim Strokemaker was only 3 months into her chiropractic training when she ...

Anti-Vaxxers Uncertain How to Feel About New Autism Vaccine

"If there is a vaccine that big pharma claims will prevent autism, its probably ...

Tom Brady Suffers Congestive Arm Failure

Foxborough, MA – In a shocking development that could spell the end of his ...