NASHVILLE, TN – The coronavirus from Wuhan, China is a global pandemic. People are terrified. Hoarding toilet paper, cleaning out grocery stores, and now suddenly washing hands for the first time.

What’s this wet stuff on my hands?

“We’ve tried to tell the public to wash their hands for years now without success,” Dr. Faubel, a public health specialist, told reporters. “Now they are washing their hands 15 to 30 times a day!”

Once the run of hand sanitizer occurred, people had no choice but to wash their hands with soap and water.

For the first time in human history, millions of people are washing their hands.

Ironically at a time when everyone’s hands are the cleanest they have ever been, you shouldn’t shake anyone else’s hands.