Cardio vs Neph

American College of Cardiology Seen Publically Fighting with the American Society of Nephrology

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Cardio vs Neph
A Shakespearean Duel

WASHINGTON, DC – The American College of Cardiology (ACC) is currently refusing to talk to the American Society of Nephrology (ASN).  Sources say the fight rekindled at a medical mixer when the ASN thought the punch bowl needed more fluid.

The Nephrologists claim people would do much better if they had more to drink, but the Cardiologists disagreed.

“Too much and these people won’t even be able to function!” stated the ACC. Cardiologists were failing to convince the Nephrologists that people would have difficulty trying to relax with less to drink.  “That type of thinking is really selfish, thinking with your heart is nice and all, but we want to have fun.”

Later that night, the two were seen arguing still while cleaning up.  “There’s water all over the floor, we need this out of here.  It’s literally sopping wet!” the Cardiologists proclaimed.

“No, it’s good for the floor, its cleaning it.  Don’t you dare lay six towels down,” the Nephrologists quipped back.  Experts say this could go on for a long time.

This may be the first and last combined ACC/ASN mixer.  GomerBlog will stay on top of this story as it develops.

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