What are the Leading Causes of Morbidity & Mortality in Louisiana in 2014?

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    Catherine Sison Salas

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Catherine Sison Salas

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Shelli Dill

    Genital crawfish! Lmao!

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    A_NurSedative

    “: 2014 LA Leading Causes of #Mortality – http://t.co/Q27zWp5l2v #Cause_Of_Death #Morbididty http://t.co/XS5mTuq6bT”

    @etplauche

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    A_NurSedative

    “: 2014 LA Leading Causes of #Mortality – http://t.co/Q27zWp5l2v #Cause_Of_Death #Morbididty http://t.co/XS5mTuq6bT”

    @etplauche

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    Christian Harold

    Extremely! Haley RD

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    Brett Campbell

    lol wtf??

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    Frank Lenoir

    I’m pretty sure gumbotoxicosis is a real thing.

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    Michael Wright

    Yup.

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    Haley Carlson

    Kristina Gray

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    Erin MacDougal

    well i know what i’m doing my capstone on

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    Lora Ann Cullipher

    Wow, this is simply a little piece of brilliance.

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    Drew Thorne

    Kelly Grayson

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    Chally Matte Aalbers

    The study is flawed. Festival trichimonas was not even considered and many a resident has perished due to that nasty disease!

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    Sarah Loghin

    Truth!!

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    Danielle Tatum

    You forgot Les Milesocardial infarction. I’ve suffered many of these while watching LSU football. The pain is real.

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    Sangeeta Parulekar

    If most all disease is diet related, then Louisiana is deliciously effected. Pass the Crystal

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    Bradley Dick

    Hehehehe David Lang

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    David Lang

    Bradley Dick

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    Brittany Gouse

    Ginger DeGravelle Erin MacDougal Brett Campbell

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    Joey Stowell

    The “triple BS” as we refer to it down here is at epidemic proportions… And while barbecue sepsis is bad, blackened ARDS is much more serious. Also, once you’re dx’d with Muff-RSA, OLIVE your family can SPREAD it and should be tx’d with provolonipine!!! And I roux the day I get dx’d with gumbotoxosis!!!

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    Stacy Gardon Domel

    Sarah and Jennifer :P

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    Maggie Bee

    No bacteria could survive those seasonings

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    Maggie Bee

    Hahaha. Barbecued sepsis cracked me up. Ha

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    Ellen S. Stolar

    Maggie Bee

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    Jeff Lewis

    HAHA! True dat!

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    Stephanie Broussard

    Aja Fowler
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    Chally Matte Aalbers

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    Aimee Marguerite Moore

    Laurin Lester Council

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    Aimee Marguerite Moore

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    Aimee Marguerite Moore

    Laurin Lester Council

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    Chris Lucia

    Lol sounds about rite lissa

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    Chris Lucia

    Lol sounds about rite lissa

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    Chris Lucia

    Lol sounds about rite lissa

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    Emily Lifsey Burke

    I’m New Orleans, Louisiana born, raised, and medically trained… I’d say those are all about right. ;)

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    Emily Lifsey Burke

    I’m New Orleans, Louisiana born, raised, and medically trained… I’d say those are all about right. ;)

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    Emily Lifsey Burke

    I’m New Orleans, Louisiana born, raised, and medically trained… I’d say those are all about right. ;)

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    Cory A Speakman

    Jeff Lewis

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    Cory A Speakman

    Jeff Lewis

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    Cory A Speakman

    Jeff Lewis

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    Scott Greenberg

    Leon Cannizzaro Brett Goodwin

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    Scott Greenberg

    Leon Cannizzaro Brett Goodwin

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    Scott Greenberg

    Leon Cannizzaro Brett Goodwin

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    Beki Siele

    I mean, what can you do about staph once it’s muffuletta resistant?

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    Shane Blomberg

    I was on a stent in
    Ob/GYN couple months back. Saw at least one case of genital crawfish every day!!!!!!

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    Melissa Cherie Foret

    Absolutely true!!! 100%

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    Shawn Foret

    i totally know people suffering from beads-beignet-brees syndrome

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    Natalia Hernandez-Hidden

    Clostridium étouffée…. Mmmmm.

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    Elisabeth King

    looks pretty accurate to me. Would you guys agree? Beki Siele, Shawn Foret, Melissa Cherie Foret, Elizabeth Nicole Lucia, Chris Lucia?

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    Brandy Acklin Bradford

    Very!! I have only that and I only visit once a year!!!

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