Floor Plan for an Inpatient Medicine Ward

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This should almost be a Monopoly game!

  • Dr. 99

    First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

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    Vickie Cotton

    Think I’ll stick with the NICU!

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    Nat Stelle

    If this were a version of monopoly – I’d play !

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    Libby Cone

    Thanks for reminding me why I went into Radiology!

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    Linda Baetzel Szulczewski

    Old neurology/medicine floor back in 70’s had a 6 bed ward we called “The Veggie Garden”.

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    Tammy Loeppky

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    Randal Dunlap

    There’s gotta be a bedpan alley
    And can we rename respiratory ICU ? Let’s change it to Marlboro Country.

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    Jacqueline Schoen

    Jereme Fauble

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    Dianna Knuffke Compton

    Hysterical – some nights this is my entire floor.

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    Erika Craig

    This is too funny! Just need to add the pharmacists corner! :)

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    Bonnie Miller

    Ty for the giggle!

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    Mary Cummings Ray

    This was my day today.

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    Robin Fahringer Mitchell Machajewski

    CRAP. My hospital just did a “realignment” of all the floors. (This was one of the creative ways recommended by highly paid consultants to try to “be more efficient” – essentially to avoid adequately staffing the hospital.) I’m scared they will pay gomerblog to use this as the model for the next “realignment”. Although it is eerily similar to what was already done….

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    Ruth Orzech

    Bahahahaha I love this!

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    Jennifer Farber

    This sounds very familiar

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    Marilyn Thompson Montgomery

    lets see I didn’t see pregnant and going to deliver after sampling a few home-brewed chemicals and or from the local dealer!!!

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    Fiona Volpe

    Oh gawd i remember dilaudid drive .. yuck

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    Angela Rini Wilson

    It looks like a board game.

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    Steve Anderson

    The medicine floor I worked on was on the top floor of the hospital. We called it “The Stairway to Heaven”.

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    Renee Frampton

    Elle Bennett med memories❤️

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    Breanne Bell

    I love it! I think I would die on Dilaudid Drive!!!

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    Joanie Sapienza

    Baaaahahhahahahahahahahaahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha! That is the funniest thing !

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    Jennifer Goodman

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    Keli Jones

    Terribly familiar

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