new planet

NASA: New Planet Discovered with Equatorial Volcano and Rivers of Lava

  • 1.6K
    Shares

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a news conference held early this morning, NASA astronomers announced they have discovered a new planet next to Pluto with features unlike Earth or any other planet discovered to date.  The new planet has been named OD 2020.

new planet
Rivers of lava and what appears to be a large volcano

“It’s a beautiful albeit peculiar looking planet,” said excited NASA astronomer Timothy Fovea.  “It’s a red planet like Mars but characterized by a massive equatorial volcano, which feeds numerous large rivers of pure pulsating lava.  We’ve seen nothing like it.”

Colleague and fellow NASA astronomer Mary Amsler added with awe: “It’s like a pink eye in the sky.”

The discovery was first made after the New Horizons probe passed next to Pluto.  NASA astronomers were overjoyed and ecstatic, but they took the time to perform confirmatory testing before making the announcement today.  These tests included dilating the images and measuring intraplanetary pressures (IPP).

“We believe that OD 2020 is not very accommodating,” further explains NASA astronomer Christopher Schlemm.  “Despite the volcano and lava, the planet appears to be very gelatinous.  Unlike our Earth, which is made up of the crust, mantle, outer core, and inner core, OS 2020 is made up of a cornea, anterior and posterior chambers, and vitreous.  Finally, though we haven’t found it yet, we believe OD 2020 to have a Great Blind Spot, similar to Jupiter’s Great Red Spot.”

OD 2020 is located close to the nearby planetary system Alpha Chalazion.

Though not yet confirmed, NASA astronomers are awaiting further images from New Horizons since they believe OD 2020 may have a nearby sister planet.

“We hope to acquire several more useful images over the next few days,” commented Karen Drusen, lead astronomer in the search for OD 2020’s sister planet.  “But if I had to guess, this sister planet will be to the left.”

image_pdfimage_print
  • Dr. 99

    First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

  • Show Comments

  • Avatar
    Elizabeth Wainscott

    X)

  • Avatar
    Angélique Smith

    “Eye” see what you did there!

  • Avatar
    Debi Isel

    Somebody tried to claim “discovery” of a nebula until it was pointed out that it was the reflection of his retina. Really, no parody.

  • Avatar
    Malcolm Naude

    check out fovea centralis

  • Avatar
    Malcolm Naude

    lol

  • Avatar
    Marita Kruger

    Malcolm Naude

  • Avatar
    Gathline Jenny Etienne

    Except it should be OD2020 that’s the right eye not the left eye(OS)

  • Avatar
    husaria

    Does it have moons?

  • Avatar
    Liz Blackmore Winders

    Wow

  • Avatar
    Adeline ‘Addy’ Kuwera

    Eddie Kay

  • Avatar
    Gina Yoder

    That’s the back of an eyeball LOL

  • Avatar
    Adrian Miclea

    Watch out… for the storms of blood and thunder.

  • Avatar
    Bob Lighthiser

    It looks like the inside of an eyeball!

  • Avatar
    Jen Leader Neumann

    And I was about to flame “IFLS” for being idiots. D’oh! :)

  • Avatar
    Roger Cutting

    Watch out for “asteroid”

  • Avatar
    Sarah Louise

    Hahaha!!!!

  • Avatar
    Amy Ditzel

    Gretchen Lounsbury-Hamn

  • Avatar
    reepRN

    I see.

  • Avatar
    Josh Conroy

    Alex Nesbitt

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

comment *

  • name *

  • email *

  • website *

You May Also Like

drinking coffee

Local Hospital Adds Overpriced Coffee to Patient Bowel Regimen Protocol with Fantastic Results

1.3KSharesSEATTLE, WA – Seattle Memorial Hospital has dramatically reduced their rates of post-operative ileus ...

Hospital Having Difficulty in Training New Employee, ‘Mr. Dracula’

31SharesNEW BEDFORD, CT – Merryview Community Hospital recently hired a local man named “Mr. Dracula” ...

Gastroenterologists Try to Eliminate Acid Reflux by Building Wall along Stomach-Esophagus Border

1.5KSharesLaredo, TX— Earlier this month, at the annual meeting of the American Gastroenterological Association ...