SEATTLE, WA – In the 68th minute, Argentina’s Lionel Messi dribbled past three defenders and unleashed a shot from point-blank range.  But the Da Vinci surgical goalkeeper was both equal to the task and not being used in surgery, and made an absolutely brilliant save to keep the score tied at nil.

“What a save by Da Vinci!!!  Majesterial!!!”

Dr. 99
First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.