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Pulmonary Clinic Full of SOBs

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DALLAS, TXGomerBlog is on scene at the Pulmonary Clinic at Dallas Medical Center to report that the place is overrun with SOBs.  Every single patient, every single one of them, you know what they all are?  SO-effing-B.

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“Look at this guy, lying down with his CPAP.  Freaking SOB!”

“It’s unbelievable,” said triage nurse Colette Robinson.  “See that nice-looking gentleman reading a book in the corner?  SOB.  That happy couple just next to them, who are holding hands?  Both SOB.  How about that 98-year-old little old lady hugging the tech?  She’s been coming to this clinic for 30 years now?  And every single time: S-O-B.  How about someone who’s not a huge SOB for once?  Wouldn’t that be nice.”

Dr. Raymond Winters, a pulmonologist in the clinic, echoes Robinson’s sentiments.  “I’m all about helping my fellow human being, but come on!  How is it possible that our clinic is always full of SOBs?!”  Winters plans on closing the clinic next week, stating, “It’ll be a breath of fresh air when those SOBs stop coming in.”

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