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Female Medical Student Looking Forward to Graduating and Being Called Miss

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ALBANY, NY – Annabell Mittelschmerz is relishing the thought of graduating medical school in 10 short months and starting an extremely rewarding 5 years as a general surgery intern. But more than that is graduating and finally having patients call her “Miss Mittelschmerz.”

medical student“It has been a grueling 3 years of med school thus far after studying like crazy through college to get into med school. But now, it is finally drawing close, the day when I can have patients ignore it all and call me Miss,” dreamed Mittelschmerz. “All that hard work to be treated as inferior to my male counterparts is going to be totally worth it.”

When asked what she was most excited about residency, student doctor Mittelschmerz replied, “Honestly, it’s to be presumed to be a nurse, a PA, a physical therapist or pretty much anything except a doctor despite being in a herd of nothing but doctors who all happen to be males.”

Mittelschmerz is thrilled to be following in the footsteps of Dr. Elizabeth Blackwell, Dr. Meredith Grey, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman and countless other physicians called nurse over the years.

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    A high school classmate of the lesser 3/5 of N’Sync, Naan DerThaal spent a number of years mired in mediocrity before finding his true calling, writing snarky anonymous internet commentary. He is a multi-time participation trophy recipient in Little League Baseball and has appeared on TV numerous times in the background of sporting events. He enjoys head-butting Lionfish and wrestling seasnakes in his free time and can often be seen dragging a mallet around the hospital. Follow him on Twitter @NaanDerthaal

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