Champ Honeybun

After successfully completing Emergency Medicine residency, the continued addition of CMS Core Measures, Press Ganey Surveys, and the Weaponization of Order-Sets finally caused Dr. Honeybun to burn out. Soon after, he lost his house, his wife left, and his cat Ms. Gypsy died. Completely broken and with nowhere to go, Champ now resides in the dark recesses of the hospital, teaching frequent fliers how to fly under the radar. He can be found subsisting off of vending machine fare (mainly Honey Buns), the only food he can afford due to crushing student loan debt.