The Food and Drug Administration is looking into the product, because while it is a food, it might be a drug. Says FDA investigator, “We are looking into complaints that it causes grandiose stacking of sundry items, 25 hours of sleep, and time travel.”
Not everyone is pleased.
“I don’t like losing the call room. Now it’s a dark cubby with a greasy PC and posters of Joint Commission guidelines. Where am I going to play Words With Friends at night?” groused Dr. Millicent Chung, hospitalist.