MADISON, WI – In a lesser-known EM Physician’s blog, found buried in the comment section, contains the solution to our nation’s healthcare crisis. After the commentator’s rant to a previous comment on how she was an “ignorant piece of s***” and “probably never treated patients in her life,” he then described what he would do to fix the nation’s ails.
In an unexpected turn, the next comment had nothing to do with the article’s topic. BigJohn35 wrote about 2 paragraphs detailing specific points that could be changed to solve the nation’s health care crisis. Although geared toward a select audience of 12 avid readers of the blog (most of whom he seemed to hate), an unlikely viewer stumbled across the post.
“We didn’t see this coming,” said Health and Human Services Chief Diane Frankin. “We constantly scour the internet for comments and solutions for Obamacare and when we read this thread we were almost turned off because of all the name calling,” she said and then continued to solidify the nation’s commitment to read everyone’s concerns on health care.
This could be regarded as the first comment-troll who was actually correct in claiming the other commenters “didn’t know what [they] are talking about” and “you are all idiots.” His solution for healthcare was spot on.
“Yes, his analysis that everyone else in that thread, including myself which he mentioned by name, are idiots and don’t know what we are doing,” The HHS chief continued. “The solutions were so simple and logical that we will work hard to implement them right away.”