Man Thoroughly Washing Hands in Bathroom After Urination, Concerning

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MEN’S ROOM, 3RD FLOOR – Reports are coming in that a man 5’ 10”, brown hair, small well-kept beard, and in his mid-40s, was seen thoroughly washing his hands after witnesses saw him urinating.

9937120_s“He zipped up his pants, walked from the urinal to the sink, and began a 10-minute scrub down of his hands and forearms,” an eyewitness told GomerBlog.

This man was reportedly seen scrubbing his hands hard with soap and then re-soaped three times.  “What the hell was he doing in the urinal?” another witness asked.  “Did he just pee all over himself?  Or worse, does he have some disease and if so do I even use the same sink or paper towels?”

The man scrubbing his hands as if he was going to enter the OR could not be reached for comment.  Unfortunately, the man did touch the door handle on his way out and negated all his valiant effort.

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