Bare Bear Grylls in Bair Hugger Barely Bear Hugs Bear Named “Bear”

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“There… in the distance… a bear.  I shall strip bare and bear hug it… and name him Bear.  Get the Bair ready…”

KATMAI NATIONAL PARK, ALASKA – In an amusing medical tongue twister, GomerBlog spotted a bare Bear Grylls in a Bair Hugger barely bear hugging a bear named Bear.  “It’s a bear,” said Grylls, referring to the experience, not just the bear named Bear.  “I always wanted to hug a bear named Bear in the bare in a Bair hugger.”  He added, baring it all to GomerBlog: “This bare Bear in a Bair Hugger barely bear-hugged that bear named Bear. And it was pretty cool.”

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