Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

Resident Weighing the Risks & Benefits of Weighing the Risks & Benefits

NEW YORK, NY – Medical personnel at NYU Langone Medical Center are holding their ...

Breaking: AMA President Leaves Presidency AMA

CHICAGO, IL – Despite the efforts of board members and peers to talk him ...

CDC headquarters, ignore, sit-up, sit-ups, anti-vaxxer cooties, pictures 2,300 words, eat sh*t and die, hypodermic needles, bed bugs, vanco, Zosyn, Lego, flu shot, exhalation, baseline, Vaseline

CDC Recommends 168 Hours of Extreme Exercise Per Week

ATLANTA, GA – Ready for a sweat, America?  In a long overdue and much ...

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Unable to Resist, Anesthesia Places Drape Between First Class, Coach

DELTA 2350 – Unable to resist the temptation any longer, passenger and anesthesiologist Ryan ...

transurethral resection of the colon

Urologist Performs World’s First Successful Transurethral Resection of the Colon

CLEVELAND, OH – Renowned Cleveland Clinic urologist Dr. Jebron Lames has made history today ...

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Breaking: 1 in 500 Can’t Smell What the Rock is Cooking

HAYWARD, CA – The Rock says it all the time: “Can YA SMELL-LALALALALALALLALALA-OWWWWWW what ...