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Shkreli & BreschNEW YORK, NY – In a candid interview on CBS News yesterday, Martin Shkreli admitted that “Yes, Heather Bresch and I are a**holes.”  Mylan CEO Heather Bresch has been on the hot seat recently for her 400% price hike of EpiPens, while former Turing CEO Martin Shkreli made news last year for his 5000% price hike for Daraprim, an antiparasitic agent used in the treatment of toxoplasmosis.  Shkreli is currently being indicted for securities fraud.  In sum: a**holes.

On a serious and non-satirical note, if you think there should be an investigation into Bresch’s EpiPen price hike, consider signing this Stop the Epipen Price Gouge petition, which is gaining momentum at 100,000+ letters.  Thank you!

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Dr. 99
First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.