Kate Upton swimsuit

Kate Upton on Cover of New England Journal’s Swimsuit Issue

  • 857
Kate Upton swimsuit
The Journal has never been so sexy

BOSTON, MA – The New England Journal of Medicine will release its highly anticipated first annual swimsuit issue later this week, and for its inaugural cover they have chosen none other than supermodel Kate Upton.

“It’s a tremendous honor to be chosen to grace the cover of such a world-renowned publication,” Upton told Gomerblog, adding that she hopes to work her way into other journals like JAMA and Chest.  “I hope it encourages our subscribers to read through all the articles, especially the case discussion on a particularly fascinating case of perirenal extramedullary hematopoeisis.”

Though Upton is pleased with how the cover turned out, Upton admits she was slightly disappointed that the picture of her in a one-piece yellow contact precaution gown didn’t make this year’s cut.

  • Dr. 99

    First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

  • Show Comments

You May Also Like

Anesthesiologist Tired of Being Called “Anesthesia,” Decides to Talk in 3rd Person with British Accent

9.2KSharesBOULDER, CO – Dr. Shelly Druben, a practicing anesthesiologist, is tired of being called “anesthesia” by ...

racehorse peeing Lasix

Racehorse Confirms He’s Peeing Like a Human on Lasix

1.4KSharesLOUISVILLE, KY – A 4-year-old thoroughbred and racehorse named I’s & O’s has confirmed ...

SHITSTORM Red Flag Phrases During Patient Turnover

1.4KSharesDjibouti, Djibouti- The 5th annual Seminar of Hospital Internists Technologists Surgeons Traumatologists Others RNs ...

Therapy Dogs Now Required to Write Progress Notes

8.5KSharesBOSTON, MA – In another unprecedented move by the Joint Commission (JC), therapy dogs will ...