MADISON, WI – Quick! Hide your beer, get the Visine, because it’s time to meet Dr. Dud. Well, her real name is Dr. Amy Brice. Dr. Brice refers to herself as a PCP doctor, and hasn’t even tried PCP. What! How is that possible?
This square spent 11 years after high school training to become a PCP doctor, and much of it in a library! No summers in Nevada at Burning Man. No nipple pasties. She has never walked into the woods in-search of the Willow people who helped save dinkle from the evil Lord Marshal (who would be also out to capture her… Shhh!) She has never made a make-shift fortress out of branches and leaves to hide from Marshal when, in reality, it was actually a squirrel. Nope, never been on the PCP train.
She cannot even hear colors. Sad.
C’mon at least go to a Phish show and let the world in, man (woman).
The only time this doctor had a trip, it wasn’t from smokin’ a dippie, it was an extreme sense of paranoia after taking Step 1 USMLE board exam. She was telling everyone, “Oh I definitely failed, there is no way I passed.” Turns out she had the highest score in the class. Yeah, lets get a urine screen, pal.
All her patients love her, but they would probably love her more if she tapped into some angel dust every once in a while.
