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Freudian’s Lip, is literally the lips of the father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud, including the vermillion borders, the oral commissures but not the philtrum. Freudian’s Lip enjoys having chapstick generously applied to it and being read by people who are good at lip-reading. He finds lip-syncing frankly disrespectful.

Medical Student Disappears in Search of Mysterious Codman Triangle

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Arun Matthews, a 3rd year medical student has been reported missing ...

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Medical Center Repurposes Hospital Clowns to Act as Clinical Exam Chaperones

In an attempt to adjust to the diminishing enthusiasm of sick children for clowns, ...

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Local Baker Assists Surgeon for Bread and Butter Case

MIAMI, FL – Milan Patrelli of Patrelli’s Nice Buns, a local bakery in Miami, ...

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Medical Student Draws Blood for the First Time, Prefers Using Markers Over Crayon

In a rural hospital in West Virginia, Vance Agarwal a fourth year medical student ...

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Surgeon Recommends Amputation as Means of Improving Weight Loss Outcomes

LOS ANGELES, CA – Los Angeles-based vascular surgeon Dr. Jackson Dyers has begun recommending ...

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