Hospital Pilots Pet Therapy with Black Bears, Grizzlies

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VALHALLA, NY – Hospital administrators at Westchester Medical Center are piloting a new pet therapy program using service animals – black bears and grizzlies, specifically – to ease anxiety for patients, families, and hospital staff and help promote a more pleasant hospital experience.  The program was initiated this past spring.

ERs have never been more empty
ERs have never been more empty

“AHHHHH!!!!! BEAR!!!!! OHMYGOD!!!!!” screamed a frantic charge nurse on Unit 4E. “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!”

Last year, administrators from Westchester Medical Center observed how pet therapy with dogs at nearby Blythedale Children’s Hospital was helping children cope with their illness, bring some joy into their hospital stay, which led to more pleasant experiences and even quicker recovery times.  It didn’t take long for them to champion and implement a parallel program to help with hospitalized adults. Though Westchester Medical Center is only a few months into the project, hospital administrators are very optimistic about its potential.

“Adults are bigger and furrier than kids, so it was simple,” explained Westchester Medical Center CEO James Piccadilly.  “Bears are bigger and furrier than dogs.”

According to Piccadilly, hospital staff and patients have been unanimously supportive of the new pet therapy program.

“HE’S OUT OF HIS DAMN [EXPLETIVE] MIND!!!!!” wrote an anonymous patient on a torn and bloodied comment card.

“MY ARM!!!! OWWWWW, HE’S BITING MY ARM OFF!!!!!” third-year surgical resident Javier Rodriguez screamed in tremendous pain, tears streaming from his face.  “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS???? HELP!!!!”

The first black bear (Ursus americanus) brought into the pet therapy program was Brutus, introduced in March 2014.  Transported from Kenai National Park in Alaska, the 520 lb. Brutus is well-known to the hospital staff.  Per Piccadilly, Brutus the Black Bear is ready to put smiles on everyone’s faces when dressed in his volunteer vest, cute yellow hat, and badge.

“I was going to have surgery and I was scared.  I haven’t had surgery before,” whispered a trembling patient Mary Walters, lying underneath her heavily-clawed bed.  “But once I met Brutus… Oh my, I was BEYOND terrified… surgery was a piece of cake… OH NO, BRUTUS IS BACK, CALL SOMEONE!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!”

Brutus is one of ten black bears roaming the wards at Westchester Medical Center.  The first grizzly (Ursus horribilis) to join the pet therapy program was Gore, when he joined last month from Yellowstone National Park.  Gore the Grizzly is 790 lbs. of furry fun joy.  He has already made a huge impact, touching and affecting the lives of numerous patients and staff since he joined.

“HE’S KILLED THEM ALL!” said a phlebotomist hiding in the Unit 8G linen closet and praying with a rosary in hand.  “Gore preys on everything.  EVERYTHING!  Has this place gone MAD?!”

Hospital administrators cite numerous studies in the pediatric literature that have shown decreased anxiety and shorter recovery times with the use of pet therapy.  For some patients, playing with the animals is a nice, fun distraction.

“Shhhhhh, not now, there’s a grizzly,” said internist Ken Thomas, making rounds in the hospital’s grizzly territory, Unit 3B.  “When playing dead, it’s best to lie on your stomach, vital organs to the ground, and cover your neck with your arms and hands.  But if it fights, you’ve got no choice but to fight back!”  He added: “Never round on patients here without packing your bear spray.”

bearhallFor other patients, animals are trustworthy companions and can help them deal with their fears and loneliness while recovering in the hospital.

“I HATE BEARS!!!!  LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!” exclaimed heart failure patient Michael Jones, whose chest pressure worsened and telemetry monitor noted tachycardia to the 150s.  “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO DIE LIKE THIS!!!! WHY MEEEE???!!!”

Interestingly, the volume of bear-related trauma at Westchester Medical Center has increased since implementation of the pilot pet therapy.  Trauma surgeons at Westchester Medical Center, though finding the experiences invaluable, are concerned about the worsening trend.

However, Piccadilly was quick to dismiss those concerns.

“Look, we’re still very early in the process,” Piccadilly noted as he stepped over a mangled physician’s carcass.  “Sure, bears have increased in numbers and bear trauma has increased.  But we can’t prove causality.  This is a classic example of true, true, unrelated.”

If all continues to go well, Piccadilly hopes to introduce Cain the Cheetah to the cancer ward by January 2015.

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    I bet their length of stay numbers are really looking good.

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    Debbie Wojtowicz


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    Elyse McCandless Davis

    This makes me smile

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    Adr Mick


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    Marybeth Critz


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    Jen Howes

    I am laughing so hard that are streaming down my face. Gomerblog you never disappoint.

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    Robin Fahringer Mitchell Machajewski

    “Adults are bigger and furrier than kids, so it was simple,” explained Westchester Medical Center CEO James Piccadilly. “Bears are bigger and furrier than dogs.” CLASSIC Hospital Admin logic at work!

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    Roz McGinnis Helms

    LOL it would inspire me to get up out of that hospital bed and discharge myself! Toooooo funny!

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    Cindy Sepaugh Hewitt

    love it love it!

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    Addy Van Os Keuls

    Kala, was this what you and Clay were thinking?

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    Mark Eccles

    Benjamin Rush (1746-1813) Father of psychiatry “Terror acts powerfully upon the body, through the medium of the mind, and should be employed in the cure of madness.”

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