Stages of Change Model for Drug Seekers

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  • Dr. 99

    First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

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    Steve Forrest

    Soooooo true!!!!!

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    Stacey Yon Wood

    How did you guys forget the “I’m going to call my lawyer & sue all you mother lovers” phase?

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    Mary Connolly

    :) you get tired of this sh*t right???

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    Barbara Alcorn

    I’m allergic to oral dilaudid but can take the iv form. As long as u give me phenergan and Benadryl iv too. Just make sure it’s every two hours or I’ll have withdrawl symptoms

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    Barbara Alcorn

    Lol. Or have angry family member call administration from home.

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    Kenneth More

    “I have a severe reaction to all the others” bargaining phase

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    Dawn Woodrich-Robinson

    So fricken funny! Love these posts, keep them coming William Forsythe

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    Karen Hughes

    My favorite: “I thought doctors were supposed to help people.”

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    Robin Fahringer Mitchell Machajewski

    <<<<< (waiting for the rants about how mean and insensitive we all are….)

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    Sarah Williamson

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Eric Gaden

    I always called it hypodilaudanemia

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    Shelli Coleman-Dodd

    You mean dil lauda. That’s how they ask me like they haven’t had it and can’t pronounce it… Then there’s the screaming phase…. I’m calling admin phase…. and I’m calling the News station phase..,, Then they leave

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    Natalia Hernandez-Hidden

    Dilaudid is a part of a well balanced diet. Gluten free too!!!

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    Natalia Hernandez-Hidden

    Dilaudid is a part of a well balanced diet. Gluten free too!!!

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    Nancy Townsend

    yup

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    Lisa Kullack

    and dietary

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    Ruben Molière

    Man…..pain seekers really did screw it up for everyone in our medical system

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    Julie King
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    Natalia Hernandez-Hidden

    They forgot the “ask every provider, nurse and housekeeper you see for dilaudid” stage.

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    Andrea Clinton

    omg! lol

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    Stephanie Hassoun Shea

    Hilarious!

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