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Disneyland’s New Princess Rubella

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DISNEYLAND, CA – Joining princesses Ariel, Cinderella, Tinker Bell and Bella, Disneyland in California has just introduced its latest: Princess Rubella.  Visitors to Disneyland were said to be charmed by the new princess’s notable facial features including a red maculopapular rash and pearly white congenital cataracts.

Disneyland representative Pam Demic stated, “In a recent attempt to reduce our negative public image we wanted to introduce a new princess that would bring people to appreciate these nearly-eradicated diseases.”  Pam Demic termed this new park experience “Meet Miss Rubella” going by the clever label MMR.

The new princess exhibit will be featuring live virus carriers as princess actors.  When asked her thoughts on the new park experience Jenny McCartwheel responded, “With the growing popularity of building natural immunity, I’m thrilled to hear that Disneyland will be using real actors with all-natural rubella, making it a fun and child-friendly way to acquire these diseases!”

Disneyland marketing representatives hope to play off the recommendations of the American Academy of Pediatrics and CDC recommendations that children receive an “MMR.”  Ms. Demic asked, “Why get a plain boring MMR when you can actually Meet Miss Rubella and get it that way?”

The CDC could not be reached for comment as they have long given up on humanity and are investing resources to fight zombies in the future.

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    Casey Chenier

    Just lick it. Lick it!

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    EH

    This is too funny #vaccinateyourkids : Disney’s New Princess, Rubella http://t.co/2BjyyoSM9r #hcsm #FOAMed http://t.co/NuKC87SDbB

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    Kristin Cola

    HAHAHAHAHA Morgan

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    Morgan Smith

    Kristin weeeeeee!

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    Iris Gonzalez

    Should be “Rubeola.”

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    Kelly Healy

    Arturo Colón

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    Clay Cloud

    Sara Long Waters

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    Kelly Summers Koch

    Haha Jamie Kirby Lynch

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    Maria Nikolova-Ovcharov

    :) “… the recommendations of the American Academy of Pediatrics and CDC recommendations that children receive an “MMR”… “Why get a plain boring MMR when you can actually Meet Miss Rubella and get it that way?””

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    Keith Pochick

    Not to split hairs Toni Lombardi, but if she were German, she would be Princess Rubeola :)

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    Samantha Bingham

    The last line… I couldn’t help but bust up.

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    Samantha Bingham

    The last line… I couldn’t help but bust up.

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    Samantha Bingham

    The last line… I couldn’t help but bust up.

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    Michael Stephens

    Rachel Stephens

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    Michael Stephens

    Rachel Stephens

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    Michael Stephens

    Rachel Stephens

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    Katesel Strimbeck

    You guys rock!

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    Rocco Arcieri

    Planned New ride for 2015:
    It’s A Smallpox World after all

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    Jana Rodriguez

    Yup, sounds good to me. I shall focus on zombies.

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    Brittany Leigh Crandell

    Good god. The last line. Sums up all medical personnel. Just given up.

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    Michael Flamoe

    Josh Meyer

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    Leah Minshall

    Heather Hrab

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    Toni Lombardi

    She doesn’t LOOK German… =)

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