DISNEYLAND, CA – Joining princesses Ariel, Cinderella, Tinker Bell and Bella, Disneyland in California has just introduced its latest: Princess Rubella. Visitors to Disneyland were said to be charmed by the new princess’s notable facial features including a red maculopapular rash and pearly white congenital cataracts.
Disneyland representative Pam Demic stated, “In a recent attempt to reduce our negative public image we wanted to introduce a new princess that would bring people to appreciate these nearly-eradicated diseases.” Pam Demic termed this new park experience “Meet Miss Rubella” going by the clever label MMR.
The new princess exhibit will be featuring live virus carriers as princess actors. When asked her thoughts on the new park experience Jenny McCartwheel responded, “With the growing popularity of building natural immunity, I’m thrilled to hear that Disneyland will be using real actors with all-natural rubella, making it a fun and child-friendly way to acquire these diseases!”
Disneyland marketing representatives hope to play off the recommendations of the American Academy of Pediatrics and CDC recommendations that children receive an “MMR.” Ms. Demic asked, “Why get a plain boring MMR when you can actually Meet Miss Rubella and get it that way?”
The CDC could not be reached for comment as they have long given up on humanity and are investing resources to fight zombies in the future.
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Casey Chenier
Just lick it. Lick it!
EH
This is too funny #vaccinateyourkids : Disney’s New Princess, Rubella http://t.co/2BjyyoSM9r #hcsm #FOAMed http://t.co/NuKC87SDbB
Kristin Cola
HAHAHAHAHA Morgan
Morgan Smith
Kristin weeeeeee!
Iris Gonzalez
Should be “Rubeola.”
Kelly Healy
Arturo Colón
Clay Cloud
Sara Long Waters
Kelly Summers Koch
Haha Jamie Kirby Lynch
Maria Nikolova-Ovcharov
:) “… the recommendations of the American Academy of Pediatrics and CDC recommendations that children receive an “MMR”… “Why get a plain boring MMR when you can actually Meet Miss Rubella and get it that way?””
Keith Pochick
Not to split hairs Toni Lombardi, but if she were German, she would be Princess Rubeola :)
Samantha Bingham
The last line… I couldn’t help but bust up.
Samantha Bingham
The last line… I couldn’t help but bust up.
Samantha Bingham
The last line… I couldn’t help but bust up.
Michael Stephens
Rachel Stephens
Michael Stephens
Rachel Stephens
Michael Stephens
Rachel Stephens
Katesel Strimbeck
You guys rock!
Rocco Arcieri
Planned New ride for 2015:
It’s A Smallpox World after all
Jana Rodriguez
Yup, sounds good to me. I shall focus on zombies.
Brittany Leigh Crandell
Good god. The last line. Sums up all medical personnel. Just given up.
Michael Flamoe
Josh Meyer
Leah Minshall
Heather Hrab
Toni Lombardi
She doesn’t LOOK German… =)