Three Wise Monkeys Support CDC Opioid Guidelines: ‘See No Dilaudid, Hear No Dilaudid, Speak No Dilaudid’

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NIKKO, JAPAN – For the first time in centuries, the three wise monkeys have spoken.  In an exclusive and brief statement to GomerBlog, the three wise monkeys asked us to take pause before delivering their special message to everyone in healthcare:

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The three wise monkeys went on to say that the CDC’s new opioid prescribing guidelines are a step in the right direction.

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