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As a proud new parent, you may be distracted by everything it takes to be successful.  However, if you pay enough attention to your baby’s developmental milestones, you can tell if he or she is on track to become a successful orthopedic surgeon.  Print out this helpful chart and watch your baby orthopod grow!

baby orthopod

Dr. 99
First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.