Gerbil in Colon Nervously Awaits Bowel Prep Tsunami

Gerbil bowel prep tsunami
“Ugh, I hate GoLYTELY tsunamis”

SOME DUDE’S COLON – Gerald the Gerbil just received the bad news that his whereabouts have been discovered, and now he nervously awaits the imminent rush of polyethylene glycol as a bowel prep tsunami washes him and any other fecal matter away into the toilet that most certainly awaits them at the end of this disgusting intestinal water slide.  Gerald the Gerbil is asking that you keep him in his thoughts and prayers and, more importantly, wish him strength, that his swimming skills may withstand the turbulent, hyperosmotic surge and rip currents of 1 gallon of GoLYTELY.