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Following a successful career as a doctor impersonator, Dr. Glaucomflecken decided to attend a real, accredited medical school and residency program. Now he spends his time treating eyeballs, occasionally forgetting that they belong to an actual human body. Dr. Glaucomflecken specializes in knowing where to look when talking to somebody with a lazy eye. He started writing for GomerBlog after being told to “publish or perish.” Follow me on Twitter @DGlaucomflecken
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Investigation Reveals Dilaudid Manufactured From Unicorn Tears

Reports from a three year long undercover investigation reveal that Pharmagen has been manufacturing ...

orthopedic

New Orthopedic Surgery Simulator a Warehouse Filled with Tree Stumps, Blunt Ax

PORTLAND, OR – Oregon Health and Sciences University recently unveiled their innovative new orthopedic ...

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Resident Tempts Fate, Sits Down at Nursing Computer

JACKSONVILLE, FL – Greg Schmidt, an internal medicine resident at Mercy Hospital put his ...

Patient’s Heart Hears about Impending Discharge, Begins Fibrillating

DES MOINES, IA – After overhearing a conversation about discharge planning, the heart belonging ...

ophthalmologist

Ophthalmologist Accidentally Agrees to See Inpatient Consult

Richard Thompson, a local ophthalmologist, was appalled to discover that he had accidentally agreed ...