Dr. Glaucomflecken Dr. Glaucomflecken

Following a successful career as a doctor impersonator, Dr. Glaucomflecken decided to attend a real, accredited medical school and residency program. Now he spends his time treating eyeballs, occasionally forgetting that they belong to an actual human body. Dr. Glaucomflecken specializes in knowing where to look when talking to somebody with a lazy eye. He started writing for GomerBlog after being told to “publish or perish.” Follow me on Twitter @DGlaucomflecken

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In an earth-shattering discovery sending shockwaves throughout the medical community, a team of gastroenterologists ...

Prima Donna Surgeon Can’t be Bothered to Dress Self

AUGUSTA, GA – Saying they are “sick and tired” of waiting on surgeons hand ...

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OB/GYN Fake Laughs at Labor Day Joke for 8,000th Time

With her mouth stretched into a forced smile and the skin around her eyelids ...

Product Review: Littman’s Cordless Stethoscope

Pros: Portable stethoscope capable of listening to human organ noises.  No battery required! Cons: ...

Local Man Really Enjoyed Solar Eclipse

ATLANTA, GA – It was a scene filled with excitement this morning as millions of people ...

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Confrontation Visual Fields Ends in Triple Homicide

CHICAGO, IL – Tragedy struck a quiet neighborhood eye clinic last week after what began ...