Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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ATLANTA, GA – First, the Centers of Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) wants to ...

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Breaking: U.S. Surgeon General Demoted to Surgeon Colonel

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Though details behind the White House’s decision are still lacking, Gomerblog ...

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ECG Tech Rejoices: ECG Ordered as “Routine”

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