Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
Harrison HamiltonHarrison Hamilton

Harrison: Sequel to Broadway Smash “Hamilton” in Early Production

  NEW YORK, NY – Understanding that the only possible way he can top ...

Sudoku

Breaking: ASA Blackballs Anesthesiologist Who Dislikes Sudoku

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Not sugarcoating it and calling it the equivalent of medical treason, ...

runner's high

Person Going for Run in 95-Degree Weather Clearly Doesn’t Have Decision-Making Capacity

ATHENS, GA – Clearly not considering dire consequences like severe hydration, heat stroke, and ...

Dilaudid magic soccer sprayDilaudid magic soccer spray

Ronaldo, Neymar Admit Magic Soccer Sprays Contain Dilaudid

CHICAGO, IL – Two of the world’s best soccer players, Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar, ...

How Unfortunate: Thai Soccer Team Leaves AMA, Stuck in Cave Again

CHIANG RAI, THAILAND – The world rejoiced when a brave team of cave divers ...

Thai soccer team rescue

Medical Subspecialty Headlines Show Captivation with Thai Soccer Team Rescue

Everyone has been captivated and relieved with the unbelievable rescue of a Thai soccer ...