Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
vanc Zosyn

ID to Prescribe Way More Vanc & Zosyn in 2020

ARLINGTON, VA – Gomerblog is thrilled to report that the Infectious Diseases Society of ...

ICD-PPM-WiFi

Shmedtronic Release New ICD-Pacemacer-WiFi Hotspot

ST. PAUL, MN – In response to patient feedback on how to make their ...

standardized patient

Family Meeting Gone Awry: Patient Makes Medical Team DNR

KNOXVILLE, TN – In a palliative care-run family meeting that has gone completely awry, ...

gout

Man Hospitalized for Gout Flare After Just Thinking About Steak

ATLANTA, GA – A massive sign that his gout is poorly controlled, area 56-year-old ...

Santa charting

Santa Gonna Be Up All Night Charting Children’s Visits

NORTH POLE – Having successfully rounded on kids across the planet and delivering them ...

paper cuts

ERs Overwhelmed by Life-Threatening, Wrapping Paper-Related Paper Cuts

EVERYWHERE, UNITED STATES – What should be a Christmas morning filled with celebration and ...