Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.
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Therapeutic Hypothermia Ineffective in Patients with Hypothermia

LOUISVILLE, KY – Therapeutic hypothermia, the deliberate reduction of core body temperature to 32 ...

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Hospitalist Washes Car with Alcohol-Based Foam

NASHVILLE, TN – Hospitalist Dana Avery walked into her patient’s room this morning and ...

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Anatomy of a Guitar

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Anatomy of an NHL Goalie

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Framingham Heart Study Researchers Release New Risk Score Abacus

FRAMINGHAM, MA – Boasting that it will be easier than ever to estimate the ...

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Victory: Anesthesia Solves Every Last Sudoku on Earth

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Citing today as unequivocally the greatest day in the history of ...