Dr. 99 Dr. 99

First there was Dr. 01, the first robot physician, created to withstand toxic levels of burnout in an increasingly mechanistic and impossibly demanding healthcare field. Dr. 99 builds upon the advances of its ninety-eight predecessors by phasing out all human emotion, innovation, and creativity completely, and focusing solely on pre-programmed protocols and volume-based productivity. In its spare time, Dr. 99 enjoys writing for Gomerblog and listening to Taylor Swift.

Sign Out: Patient Just Needs a Little TLC

ATLANTA, GA – A patient is transferring out of the medical intensive care unit ...

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ID Doc Sends ‘Thank You’ Cards for Those Interesting Consults

NEW HAVEN, CT – Taking consultative manners into another echelon, a Yale infectious diseases ...

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Hypoxemic Blue Journal Oxygenated Back to a Healthy Pink

NEW YORK, NY – The chronically-hypoxemic Blue Journal, also known as the American Journal ...

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NAPA Auto Now Selling Body Parts

ATLANTA, GA – The National Automotive Parts Association (NAPA), which is better known as ...

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Breaking: Code Team Pushes tPA to Lyse Clogged Toilet

DURHAM, NC – Acknowledging they were within the 4.5-hour window since symptom onset and had ...