Palpable Thrill

MPH (Master of Perpetual Hopelessness), RN, and Infection Preventionist. Delights in the fear generated by her arrival onto the unit, sending panicked staff scurrying to alcohol gel dispensers like cockroaches caught in the disinfecting light of her merciless scrutiny. Send hand hygiene compliance confessions to: [email protected]

Half Slice of Cake Left for Night Shift

Keeping with longstanding tradition, med-surg dayshift nurses consumed all the break room cake except ...

Patient Demands Accommodation for Emotional Support Lice

Patient Tom Schmidt was admitted to Community Hospital today for an infected diabetic foot ...

nurse lunch

Administrators Throw Nursing Appreciation Lunch, Nurses Too Short-Staffed to Attend

“They just don’t appreciate our appreciation!” exclaimed CEO Benjamin Green, referencing the absence of ...