Surgery

Cardiothoracic Surgeon Dreams of Becoming Hollywood Star

NEW YORK, NY – Prominent cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Dale Enderwood had “an amazing dream” last night and ...

Newly Promoted General Surgeon’s Business Cards, A Little Too True

LOS ANGELES, CA – UCLA’s newly promoted general surgeon, Assistant Professor William Heffner, just ...

Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved

NEW YORK, NY – Surgeons at University Hospital of Manhattan have performed a remarkable surgery ...

Colonoscopy Game

PlayStation 3 to Unveil ‘Colonoscopy’ Video Game

SAN MATEO, CA – PlayStation developers plan to release the highly anticipated Colonoscopy 2016 video ...

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Medical Student Paged ‘Stat’ for Fecal Disimpaction Case

PHOENIX, AZ – At 2:30 a.m., medical student Amanda Williamson was abruptly woken from her ...

eyeball retina

Ophthalmology Resident Quits Due to Ommetaphobia

MIAMI, FL – Dr. Henry Flickheimer, an ophthalmology resident, has struggled and coped with a ...

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Urology Resident Leaves Husband After Sizing Up the Competition

WHITE PLAINS, NY – Unfortunately we have to report on another sad tale of how graduate medical ...

Laparoscopic surgery

Flatulence to Blame for Failed Laparoscopic Procedure

IOWA CITY, IA – Yesterday was a typical operating day at Holy Cross Hospital ...