Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Surgery

femur fracture

Soccer Mom Heals Femur Fracture with Herbs, Essential Oils

0
ORANGE, CA - Mrs. Stephanie Holmestown experienced what all parents fear while watching their kids play sports; her eleven-year-old son Andrew collided with another player during a soccer game, fell to the ground holding his...

Fourth-Year Medical School Rotations, Here’s the Gouge

0
As third-year medical students begin to think about scheduling for next year, they must carefully consider how to arrange their final, and arguably most important, year of medical education. “This is the year right before...
acl knee

Orthopedic Surgeon Arrested for Using Duct Tape to Repair ACLs

0
PORTSMOUTH, NH - An 8-year investigation ended with a shocking revelation and arrest out of New Hampshire today as orthopedic surgeon Dr. Terrance Ancef-Bonecutt was caught using Duct Tape to repair patients' anterior cruciate...
ventilator

2016 Updated Laws of the House of God

0
If you haven't read The House of God yet and you are in medicine, stop reading our blog and go read it.  It really should be a prerequisite to medical school.  If you have...

Girl on Match.com Confused Why Everyone Asks for Her Tonsilectomy Pics

1
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Samantha Biggins who posted her new status on Match.com: "Just got my T&A done!  I feel wonderful!" has been receiving very odd requests. "Everyone’s been asking for pictures, I don’t know why there...

Local Man Haunted by Crying Colic Baby

0
ATLANTA, GA – Local resident Ryan Foster, a 28-year-old bachelor and physical medicine and rehabilitation (PMR) resident, told GomerBlog he was currently haunted by a crying baby.  “It started happening a few months ago.  I...
rate my patients

Doctor Introduces New ‘Rate My Patient’ App

0
Tired of mediocre Yelp reviews by non-compliant patients, Dr. Thomson created “Rate my Patient”, an app designed for physicians that gives them a little heads up on who they’re seeing in their office that...
urine catheter

Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers

45
WASHINGTON, DC - The Journal of the American National Society, Committee, and Association of Urinary Retention and Other Things Too (JANSCAUROTT) estimates that nearly 1 million medical providers are not only afflicted but also...
health care provider

An Inside Look at a Modern Health Care Practitioner’s Day

0
This is a day in the envious life of the modern health care practitioner. One hour before the shift starts Hit snooze.  Hit snooze again.  Break alarm clock with fist.  Sleep until last possible moment.  Think...
medical student adorbs CAGE questionnaire infectious enthusiasm

Medicine Consulted by Orthopedics on Medicine Patient

33
OMAHA, NE - Earlier today on an inpatient medical/surgical floor at Nebraska Medical Center, a confusing series of events in the care of hospitalized patient Josh Ledbury finally culminated in the biggest head-scratcher of...