Surgery

Da Vinci Named TIME Magazine Robot of the Year

0
For the 10th consecutive year, Da Vinci, the surgery-performing automaton extraordinaire has won TIME magazine’s coveted Robot of the Year award.  Many people in...
urinary tract infection

Study: People Named Willie, Dick & Johnson at Higher Risk for UTIs

0
NEW ORLEANS, LA - A study coming out of the University of New Orleans has found that people with names such as Willie, Dick,...
skull fracture

Depressed Skull Fracture Patient Started on Zoloft Drip, Psychiatry Referral

16
ALBINA, OR - An area resident covering the ED recently treated a patient with chief complaint of "depressed skull fracture," by prescribing IV sertraline...
Salivation Army

Salivation Army Collects Record Number of Oral Secretions for Those in Need

0
LONDON, ENGLAND - The Salivation Army, an organization renowned all the world over for its charitable efforts, has announced that a recent donation drive ending...
eyeball retina

Ophthalmologist Palpates Retina with Finger As Part of Dilated Eye Exam

0
NORCROSS, GA - Area ophthalmologist Rick Cavalier believes in taking full advantage of dilated pupils during his eye exams, which is why he not...

Trump Tweets About Several Medical Specialties

0
Trump is at it again.  This time it involves tweets regarding several medical specialties. Enjoy! ...
davinci robot

Da Vinci Will Be Key in Defeating COVID-19, Says No One

0
CHICAGO, IL - "Da Vinci will be key in defeating COVID-19," says no one in response to the United States' current uphill battle against...

These Two Dudes Caught, Reign of Terror Over

4
ST. LOUIS, MO – America’s most popular unsolved mystery, the mystery case of two individuals who team up to shoot, beat, and steal from many...
polar vortex

Breaking: Polar Vortex Blamed on Subzero OR Temperatures

0
SILVER SPRING, MD - Begging surgeons to keep operating room doors closed as much as possible, the National Weather Service (NWS) has cited the...
external fixator

Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator

0
LOS ANGELES, CA - Stating overwhelming concern over the flimsy nature of medicine colleague Louis Lefebvre's stethoscope, orthopedic surgeon Brock Hammersley has successfully stabilized...