Surgery

applauding doctors

Ortho Writes Perfect SOAP Note, First No-Worder This Year

50
LOS ANGELES, CA - Cliff Kershaw of UCLA Medical Center etched his way into the record books early this morning as he wrote the...
meatball sub appendix

Patient Undergoes Successful Prophylactic Cardiac Resection

0
NASHVILLE, TN - A patient has undergone successful prophylactic cardiac resection at Nashville Medical Center today in a “very proactive effort" to mitigate any...
doctor shortage

Obama Says Sweeping Changes Will Eliminate Doctor Shortage

49
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaking at a live press conference from the Rose Garden today, President Obama announced major changes to health care, that he...
foot mouth

Podiatry & ENT Take July Intern to OR to Surgically Remove Foot from Mouth

0
PHILADELPHIA, PA - In a classic July intern move that would make Scrubs' Dr. Elliot Reid proud, intern Timothy Wilcox accidentally insulted a woman by asking...

Urologist Attends Elementary School’s Career Day

0
Third-grade teacher Mr. Granger’s class has had a ball during their annual career day, where students invite a grown-up to come talk about their...
orthopedic

New Orthopedic Surgery Simulator a Warehouse Filled with Tree Stumps, Blunt Ax

0
PORTLAND, OR - Oregon Health and Sciences University recently unveiled their innovative new orthopedic surgery simulator, which consists of a large industrial warehouse filled...

Girl on Match.com Confused Why Everyone Asks for Her Tonsilectomy Pics

1
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Samantha Biggins who posted her new status on Match.com: "Just got my T&A done!  I feel wonderful!" has been receiving very odd...
Pikachu, Pokémon

Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon

0
ENDOSCOPY SUITE 9 - On the heels of Pokémon Go's release on July 6 that signaled a comeback for the 1990s Nintendo franchise, GomerBlog is...
nursemaids marching

Nation’s Nursemaids March to Clear Name

0
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Nursemaids from around the nation convened on the National Mall Tuesday to rally against what they called, “years of injustice and...
brain stem biopsy

Fearless Neurologist Attempts to Order Brain Stem Biopsy Via EHR

10
ST. LOUIS, MO - It was Tuesday morning in the middle of rounds when local bad boy neurologist, Dr. Chinstrap, felt his next stroke...