NAPERVILLE, IL – Local orthopedic practice Grahm-Livingston-Henn have been giving away free pogo sticks for the past 4 months. Coincidentally business has boomed!
An official statement from G-L-H claims that they are “serving the community” but recent published numbers tell another story.
“If you look at the last 4 months compared to this time last year, their billable cases have doubled,” Cheryl, the hospital biller, responded to GomerBlog. “I don’t think it’s coincidental that the pogo stick campaign has helped their bottom line.”
Kids have gobbled up the pogo sticks. Unfortunately arm and ankle bones have also been gobbled up by the random chaos discovered when jumping on a spring-infused stick.
The orthopedic practice has denied any foul play and claims, “This community has been good to us, we just want to give back.”
G-L-H has increased their giving by handing out free rollerblades, skateboards, and jump ramps. Blueprints have been discovered for a park that has 10-foot monkey bars, balance beams 4 feet off the ground, and vomit-go-rounds located on a 5-foot-high platform. Benches will display G-L-H ads with a phone number to call.
“We live in an extreme society. We are just giving the people what they want,” a spokesman for the group stated.
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