SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Gomerblog has got its hands on a leaked screenshot from the latest upcoming Star Wars standalone film. Though little is known about the plot or who will be the main characters, one thing is certain: it will feature an epic colon run. “Perhaps the Rebel Alliance is planning to take down a Death Polyp before it takes over the entire human body,” surmised gastroenterologist and Star Wars geek Lucas Akbar. “Will they use the Force or will they use the forceps?” Rumors suggest the new chapter takes place “a long time ago, in a colon far, far away” and will be called A New Scope. Gomerblog will continue to report on any further developments, especially if the protagonist turns off his or her targeting computer, prompting the question, “What’s wrong?”
